What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do you get a girl to like you?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

What do all Indian parents have in common?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Scientists make disturbing discovery in analysis of human bodily fluids: 'Further research is required' - Yahoo

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Dr No

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.